Hello kiddies, I'm back...not that I possess any form of articulate, or coherent communication at this time.
Perhaps, under the influence of the recent full moon (and other cosmic goings-on) I am merely experiencing a temporary form of lunacy, or perhaps this HTML stuff has addled me ole noggin.
In any case, we (Jerry, Jack, and myself) as devoted members of EMU's web design/ PR committees have been working diligently to provide you with the most up-to-date, state-of-the-art, cutting-edge, high-fidelity, low-impact, fat-free...what was I going on about?
Anyway, we're workin' on it!
As for the membership committee, I can't speak for them, but I'm sure they're working just as diligently as we. (Aw, c'mon guys...can't you take a joke?)
Meanwhile, I'll keep reading the HTML/CSS books Jack lent me (because I have to keep reading them, paragraph by paragraph, repeatedly just so I can retain any of the information.)